Just as we have the pathan jokes, sardar ji jokes and blonde jokes, we now also have zardari jokes…and the best thing is that we dont have to make them up, they are all true.
1) Im sure all of you have already received an email forwarding with an attachment of a photcopy of a comment by the President on the comment book at Quaid’s Mazar which says, “May Gaad give us the street to save Pakistan”. Soon after this, the two pages with the President’s comments were actually removed from the comment book and the comment was rewritten on a fresh page correcting the two misspelled words. Just when we thought it had ended, major newspapers published the original comment page with the new fabricated comment and the funniest had to happen after that. It was turned into a huge issue and the columnists who had written about this whole thing were criticised as the “presidential spokesman has taken strong exception to a malicious campaign initiated by some anti-democratic elements to tarnish the image of President Asif Ali Zardari.”
3) The very intelligent President also thinks that Kashmiris are terrorists and our 60 year old struggle was just a mistake. Wah ji wah. This must have made the armed forces really happy and they must have decided to support him and give him complete protection in a jail just like they gave protection to Nawaz Sharif less than a decade ago. If you do remember, he promised for a khushkhabri about the Kashmir issue a while back. I suppose, this was the precisely the khushkhabri he was talking about.