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Tomato List

Absar’s blog already has the second part of his hate list and I just thought it finally gives me a good reason to update my blog too :) Not that I hadnt been blogging at all….but doing this one felt really good ;)

  • People who judge me on the basis of my ethnic background and social status.
  • Those who can label anyone a kafir who doesnt agree with their idea of Islam.
  • The self-proclaimed aalims who go around giving fatwas.
  • The everything-is-halal and the exact opposite everything-is-haram sorts.
  • The I-know-it-all, you-have-no-right-to-speak sorts.
  • People who will disagree with simply anything and everything….just for the sake of it.
  • The ones who simply dont understand that I am ignoring them cuz I dont like them….and simply dont want to understand that I dont want them around!
  • All the “Mashwara Khanums” who give “muft ka gayan” all the time: If I’l need ur suggestion, I’l ask for it!
  • People who look away wen someone needs help
  • Those who break laws and are so proud of it that they even brag about it.
  • Chain smokers
  • Ungrateful/thankless people
  • People who pretend nothing bothers them
  • Gutless drivers
  • People who fake their accents
  • Pakistanis who try to be whiter than the whites: you are brown and you are gonna stay that way!
  • Hard core feminists who would chant slogans of equal rights every where and yet expect men to let them go ahead of themselves in the queue: If you want equal rights, expect equal responsibilities as well.
  • People who think its OK to put up posters, paint “Chalo Chalo Nishter Park Chalo” and spit paan on a newly painted wall
  • And even more who think its OK to throw away their garbage right in front of their neighbor’s gate
 
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Posted by on August 13, 2009 in Friends, Life, Musings in life, Shadi

 

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A constant topic of discussion

Nani: Gudiya per kisi ney koi jadoo kera dia hai
Ammi: Jadoo? Gudiya per? Kis ney Keraya? (who has so much time these days to actually even think about something like Jadoo!!!)
Nani: Tumhari kisi nand ney kera dia ho ga. (ofcourse susraals do this all the time; they must be pro at it by now)
Ammi: Hehe…us per jadoo kion karaein gey? Ashwaria Rai thodi hai koi (Hmmm…yea why waste time on someone other than Ash)
Nani: Nai tou aur kion woh shadi key liye han nai kerti!! (yay!!! case solved :D Another mystery is history!)

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(watching TV..precisely the new Meezan Cooking Oil Ad)
Bhai: I dont get these bargain offers…buy 5 kgs of oil and get a sachet of limopani free
Ammi: Wat else do you want? A ‘doolha bhai’ specifically made for your paristan sey utri hui behan?
Bhai: Err…

 
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Posted by on August 28, 2008 in Family, Singlehood

 

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